Snow - ignore it.
Frozen lakes - while I appreciate their firmness when playing broomball, they don't matter here.
Archaeology - not happening right now. Doesn't matter.
March Madness - yet to occur; irrelevant.
Fantasy Baseball Draft on Sunday, 8:00 P.M. CST - Spring has arrived.
That's right, the team 'Ivy Lover' is about to be assembled for the 2010 baseball season. As I sound the conch to gather my ballplayers, the residual sound waves ripple throughout the atmosphere working their magic on the Wisconsin climate. This causes spring. It's science.