I'll take one? two?

This was supposed to be a larger post with pictures of three beautiful pizzas that I made at home last Saturday, but my camera's batteries went on strike.

However, I'll still share a great idea from the internet for a dorky way to make pizza dough.
If you've ever thought to yourself, "How can I incorporate mathematics and uncertainty into my pizza slices?" then this pizza dough is for you.

Meanwhile, Happy Valentine's Day to you all.