Regrets

I regret two things today, and have decided to share them with the world to ease my pain.

1: I took too long getting out of bed today to write a more drawn-out post, and will be away from my computer tonight. I can't fail my resolution on January 2nd, so a short one will have to do.

2: My dad didn't stretch me out by letting me hang on clothes hangers when I was a child, then teach me a curveball and show me to Jim Hendry. Seriously, the man is giving money away.


January 3rd update: Apparently blogger decided that it didn't want Jeff to be able to keep his resolution, and completely befuddled me in my attempts to post this yesterday. You'll have to trust me that this was actually written and ready to go yesterday, readers. (Mom)