Crazy x 700

When I was in high school, my family would watch a lot of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

I would continue watching reruns of the show on ABC Family while I was home during the first two summers after high school. (Yes. I was that cool.)

Anyway, the reason I bring this up is because sometimes while watching WLIIA on ABC Family, I would fall asleep on the couch. When that happened, I'd usually wake up and find myself watching something far different - the 700 Club. This was invariably disconcerting, as Pat Robertson is all sorts of crazy. See what he has to say about yesterday's catastrophic earthquake in Haiti:

So...yeah. Take that, Haitians. Pat Robertson's God is punishing you for, um, overthrowing colonial rule?